13 Straight Dudes And A Queer .

Apologies for two things :

-horrid typo errors in first three posts (my grammar is fine !)
-the long hiatus

Well i'm back with...well still not much . Life still boring bla bla bla . At least am well adjusted to campus life . Have to say that absence of new posts are mainly attributed to lack (or none is more like it) of gay life . I mean this was supposed to be a gay themed blog as in tellin my gay point of view on things and sharing the gay things i go through since i already have a straight blog . As u can see am leading a double life . A very unexciting one for that matter ... sigh..

Am back posting in here since suddenly got something to share . Got a little revelation when went out this morning for a brisk walk around neighbourhood while wearing Paris Hilton-ish shades (they're fake got them for 10 bucks) . Oh right this is out of the topic but just remembered an sms session with my fren while i was walking .

KK : Lolx ! How far n how many mins u walk d(already) ? What colour r d shades ? Duno y , can't seem 2 imagine sum1 exercising wearing shades . U sure u dun look ridiculous ? :p

Me : Nope . I will know I look ridiculous when 3 or more cars crash when they pass by me and that they are still laughing when they are carried into the ambulance .

Anyway the shades are kinda dark so people won't be able to see my eyes and being a deprived gay dude , I took every oppurtunity to check out hot guys who were jogging or bending down doing streches ('' whassup bitch..were u bending down to get my attention ? coz it worked..''-nicole richie on an episode of simple life 4) or sweaty guys looking yummylicious in their tight sleevelesses . Come to think of it ..was a pleasant surprise that on a wednesday morning there were so many hot guys running around . Jobless I guess but being hot is what matters . Hahaha..of course am kidding . Am a gay guy full of substance ! Not to mention an ass full of mashed potatoes , cheesy wedges , chicken fat ... Oh dear..ought to stop indulging self with fatty food then criticising self's ass in cyber public .

That incident reminded me that ' Hey..am a gay guy...living with a whole bunch of straight guys in a hostel.. and have been checking out what they have or in this case don't have..' . So decided to share how it is to live being possibly the only gay one in a room full of straight smelly guys .

In my room there are about one or two not bad looking guys but what's important is their body . And lemme tell u that I never forget to watch them put on their towel and to go to the bathroom . Once bumped into one of them while they were shirtless (swear it wasn't on purpose..although won't be such a bad idea next time..) . They're not buff but lean and have good muscle tone so yes..that would have to suffice since other roomies don't have anything worthy to catch my eye except maybe hairy bellies and pimply backs (that's why i freaked out when i got pimples on my neck) .

Kinda fancy those two anyway . Wait ! O yea there's another one who is cute ! And some trips to the gym would make him soooo hawt ! Love it when he acts cute and rolls on my floor streching . It's a miracle how am able to restrain self from jumping on him and forcing him to engage sexual relations with me .

Well you know how typical macho straight guys are ..they're rough , hardy loud , playful and kinda dumb . And....(this is my favourite part)..they like to play lets-rape-the-guy-in-boxers tonight game . So once in awhile I get a free show of guys tryin to rip off each others boxers or tryin to take off each others shirts (and you thought only slutty WWE divas do it) . The best thing is ...this free event always and i mean always happens to take place on my bed . It's as if my bed and my part of the room has an insatiable sexual vibe that brings out a sense of gayness to even the straight-est among guys . And of course my favourite events include the three guys i have mentioned .

I watch from my desk and shake my head and utter a few words like ' U guys..stop it ' and laugh while shaking head ...

but what I meant to say was ' Rip it...rip it off...yeah..get on top of him....am i next ??!

Love it..

Oooo and i love it when one of those guys just stare at me the most random of times . And he would stare at me so obviously that I actually once confronted him about it .

Me : What ? Why are you looking at me like that ?

Roomie : Nothing....

Me : (turns around )

Roomie : I like you...(grins)

Me: Right.......

Roomie: (Walks off)

Got excited about that but now am careful as have suspicion that the roomie is trying to trap me into outing me as a queer . So will not be anything stupid anytime soon like invite him to lie next to me on bed . Hahahaha....



A thing that I find so gross about straight dudes is that they just love to scratch their crotch . I mean hey I do it too but don't do it while you're talking to me and you yourself are eating . Gawd..Although the good thing is get to catch a glimpse of how big of a 'package' they have when they start their scrathing routine . I guess fatter guys have bigger 'packages'... But of course am not planning to unwrap said packages....anytime soon . Hehe..

I need a life...

Gawd.. I need a life . Not that i don't have one at all but what my 'life' consists now is studying and doing the basic necessities of a human ( eat , sleep etc ) on weekdays . And when I come back home on the weekends , spend time chatting online , waiting hopelessly for someone to message or add me as a friend at friendster or myspace , watching a movie with friends ( usually horror movies that turn out to be a waste of 2 hours of my life involving female apparitions or creatures that don't know the word called 'salon' and 'manicure' ) and watching a certain lame 'reality' singing show . Then on Sunday , would drag lifeless butt back to University reluctantly .

I would call my life as extremely routine-ish .

Today alone i have done the following :
-chat online
-check friendster and myspace
-wathced thai horror movie ( which was not scary at all but did not involve forementioned stereoyped ghosts )

thus i have stayed true to my routine . O yea...have not watched lame singing reality show yet..(in about 5 minutes will do so ) .

Out of pure boredom have made a list of things that might spruce up my life :
-boyfriend/girlfriend ( don't ask if i'm gay/bi . Consider myself a messed up teenager )
-SEX !! ( although this might only happen after surgical reconstruction of face , hours at the gym and maybe a hair transplant as the hair i have is a lost cause...no stylist in the world can do justice to it )
-suddenly inheriting fortune from long lost multibillionaire relative ( am still waiting )
-take a sabbatical and go see the world with best friends ( even though am only a first year student and do not deserve one )
-be a contestant on singing competition ! ( always a dream of mine..and not the lame singing tv show i was talking about , mind you dah-link )

Speaking about boyfriend/girlfriend...I am getting even more confused about this . What the fuck is my sexuality ??? A friend once suggested that I do it with a girl n then with a guy . N then decide . But the problem is where does one get free sex with the simple reason of experimentation . Besides as much as I would love to try ..am keeping myself for either
a) sweet girl that am to be married to .
or..
b) after snagging a non-sex-is-the-only-thing-i-want-out-of this-relationship gay guy .

The thing is ..am a holy virgin . Like as virgin as a virgin can get . Never been kissed and never been in a *real relationship .Most people i meet are from myspace and usually they're perverts wanting a piece of my ass in exchange for a meal at McD's . Like..yeah right...As if my ass is worth a McValue Meal . Sighhhh..

Am also starting to gain some extra pounds ( NOOOOOOOOOOO i never want to be fat again !!!! ) . And have no time to go jogging or work out ( no will power to start exercising is more like it ! ) . Initially , had planned to go jogging in the morning but ended up eating breakfast at a restaurant with friends during a reunion of sorts . Gosh...am so far from achieving football player like sexy body .

The only things I look forward to nowadays are downlonading fav tv shows from bitcomet . Wow..what a life huh ?


*real - real as in I meet the person and go on actual dates . I have been in a relationship twice but only through sms soooo...i don't really consider it a real relationship as did not meet any of them during period of relationship .

All Hail The Queens ! ( not the royals one....)

Naive ( not sure if it is the correct spelling but whatever ) . That's what i would best describe myself... Why ? Well.. a few months ago when i was trying to decide which university I should enroll myself into , I was told by many of my friends that this certain University which from this point i shall refer to as University X is absolutely clean . Clean as in the people there are 'perfect ' . Perfect ...meaning that the students there don't smoke , don't take weed , do not engage in sexual activities , no gays and bla bla bla . Honestly i was horrified upon hearin the last two parts...I mean ...not that i have done it ( but am wondering when ..sigh ) . Anywho , i decided that University X sounds too lame n boring . I mean if nobody does ANYTHING there ...where the hell am I gonna get juicy , tender and hot flaming gossip ? How the hell am i gonna spend my free time ? Library ? Yea right .. I could imagine the scene of me sitting with a friend at the cafeteria with nothing to talk about except studies .

Me : So....

Friend : So...

Me : So...how did you find the case report ?

Friend : It was very [ insert intelligentible opinion with high standard of english ]

Me : ( Nods cluelessly maintaining intelligent-like look on face )

Anywhooo...being the blur guy i am ..i accidentally blabbed about Uni X to my parents during dinner and upon hearing the 'perfect' condition of Uni X , they made up their mind . I was to go to Uni X .

So here I am..

Boring is this place ?? On the contrary dah-link... Hohoho...( no you're reading it wrongly..not the 'merry xmas hohoho'.. i meant the 'evil-laugh-of-japanese-women in animes ) .

What i've heard from fellow seniors is that this place is chuck FULL of goodies !!

Goody !

According to seniors Uni X has :

-theft cases every week ( not good )
-sex ( glimmer of hope ...)
-smokers
-drinkers
-people getting wasted
-homosexuals ( perfect ! )

and finally..

QUEENS...

Before u assume I'm talking about royalty...let me clarify..

QUEEN = DRAGQUEEN ----> in this case sissies ------> again in this case possible future transsexuals , transvestites , an all the other trannies .

The queens in Uni X are what i would call.....gutsy...

The queens in Uni X move in pack of four or five . At leat the *good looking ones are . While the less fortunate looking queens would stick in pairs . The popular queens would sashay around campus flamboyantly , attracting attention ( good and bad...mostly bad ) . Walking with a twist in their imaginary feminine hips . While the unpopular queens would walk timidly and would just smile shyly when they would get teased with wolf whistles under the false impression that they were attractive . Poor bitches . .

But I can't help but admire the queens...WAIT ! Not admire as in I'm gonna ask for their phone number . Eww..i'm not into that kind of relationship .

What I admire about them is their gutsiness ..

They don't make an effort to hide their true colours at all . If they fancy a guy they would make their move . They do whatever they want and they have this i-don't-give-a-fuck attitude . They are who they are and they don't try to pretend or surpress themselves . Even when their under fire from the straight insensitive guys they uphold their diginity and don't give in . They just turn on bitch mode and fire back .

So far i haven't had any chance to get to know any of them but wish to do so if i have the guts . They really inspire me ( in some twisted gay way ). So..say it with me..

ALL HAIL THE QUEENS !


* good looking - 'good looking' queens are the ones with fair and clear complexion ( lucky bitches ) , are thin or fit ( some of them do work out ) and have good hair as well as a smokinnn style ! The unfortunate looking queens comprise of those with dark skin with blemishes , dorky hair and no fashion sense . "Not to worry dah-link.." , I would tell them ... "There's always plastic surgery.."

Ta Daa !

Finally managed to sign up for an account ... Turns out that all this while i was not able to sign up was because could not find the ' sign up' button...heee....what a spaz.. Anyway am too lazy to blog coz just came back from a family day and am fuckin tired.. This post isnt' even official ( lame excuse ) . I'll a consider this post something like a house warming or something...